voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

caiusqueenbitch:

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

hopperthedragon:

hogwartskidsproblems:

sodamnrelatable:

So we made tumblrs.

#Not Voldemort 

yah he really put his soul into it

oh my god

My brother kept trying to read mine, it was always surprisingly easy to picklock…I just gave up and threw it away…

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen